DWTS Season 7 Premier

The blog is back! I didn't post last night, but e-mailed to a few. Below are both Monday and Tuesday night's commentary.

Monday
DWTS IS A BORE!
I only have 3 comments about tonight's DWTS because I was so bored with the show.
1. The mystery of Mark's choreographed facial expressions is solved as his father - Dustin Hoffman from Rainman - showed us.
2. Lance & Lacey were hot! The part that sucks is that Lacey reminds me it's like 9 months from a new season of SUTUCD.
3. I am not sure I am going to continue to watch. Too many stars = boring, long shows.

Shout out to the Schecters who ran into the cast of SUTUCD in Portland at Dragon Fish on Sunday where they chatted up Twitch. I'm only a tiny bit jealous. The tour was great again this year. Hope I can get to the Burgh to see it again in November.

Tuesday
DWTS - discuss
I'll keep my opinions short and let you come to your own conclusions...
Samantha's hair - I thought she was going to fall over from the weight of that do.
Cheryl - still a crowd favorite or too much of a diva?
Carrie Ann's lisping tongue twister in front of Maurice Greene - accident?
Season 7: The Season of the Boobs
The Houghs' choreography is amazing, Karina's is spastic.
Generic score - 7
Bruce Jenner sighting #1
I didn't even see Kim Kardashian because I was laughing so hard at Mark's performance.
Misty May Traenor's face and shoulders are a bit stiff, but she can stay. Maks is HOT!
I know this isn't the proper use of the term, but Lance Bass is definitely my gay crush.